My promise
to my children.
I am not your friend. I am your mom.
I will stalk you, flip out on you,
lecture you, drive you insane, be your
worst nightmare, & hunt you down
like a bloodhound when needed
because I LOVE YOU! When
you understand that, I will know
you are a reasonable adult. You will
never find someone who loves,
prays, cares, and worries about
you more than I do.
