Interview with a 99-year-old lady: Question : What do you drink?
Answer : For better digestion, I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink schnapps.
Question : When do you drink water?
Answer : I’ve never been that sick!

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